bampire asked:

Show us your scars.

I’ve really only got the one… that’s interesting at all.

I mean, I do have a few other little ones… like here and there.

Like… I have a scar under my chin. I have a thin little bald patch in my beard where—

Oh, right.

My interesting scar.

This one.  It was the most hurt I ever was.

At camp. I was riding my bike downhill and just… ate it. I went over the handlebars, and scraped my way down a hill. All the way down. Somehow I didn’t break anything but my whole side was shredded and bleeding everywhere.

I may have passed out. My friend came after me. (Poor Cullen. I think he thought I’d died.)

Anyway… I like this scar the best.

I’ve always thought it looked like a dog.

Fen thinks it looks like a cow.

…but now that I’m looking at it, it totally looks like Simba.

Right??

Oh god. Bloody Simba. Which… I suppose… I mean, a Simba-scar is less bad ass than a dog-scar, but maybe slightly more bad ass than a cow-shaped one. Still—

Sigh.

Any opportunity, right? To be fair though… Andy’s chest scar is pretty impressive.

I mean look at that thing!

I’ll give credit where credit is due. Always.

It’s very nice, Andy.